var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-25631746-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @markuseliance)http://markuseliance.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yRGqeHIItY8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Because how can you not find a <strong>Wes Anderson/ Ja Rule</strong> <em>mashup </em>f****n’ entertaining? (10+ points for Adrien Brody sliding on sunglasses to Thug Lovin.)</p>http://markuseliance.com/post/17311183281http://markuseliance.com/post/17311183281Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:39:55 -0500filmstuffwes andersonslacktoryslow motionja rulemashup<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx751lUYNb1qc3hcdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h3 align="center">LIFE FOUND A WAY: <br/>The True Story of Jeff Golblum ‘s Lovechild.</h3> <p align="center">All… all I know is that I was born in the late 1980s in Los Angeles, I have a sharp wit and a cool walk, and I’m nearsighted. You, uh… you do the, uh… math. :)</p> <p align="center"> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="40" id="gsSong452076079" name="gsSong452076079" width="250"> <param name="movie" value="http://grooveshark.com/songWidget.swf"><param name="wmode" value="window"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="flashvars" value="hostname=cowbell.grooveshark.com&songIDs=4520760&style=water&p=0"><object data="http://grooveshark.com/songWidget.swf" height="40" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="250"> <param name="wmode" value="window"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="flashvars" value="hostname=cowbell.grooveshark.com&songIDs=4520760&style=water&p=0"><span>Jurassic Harlem by <a href="http://grooveshark.com/artist/Poster+Boy/213420" title="Poster Boy">Poster Boy</a> on Grooveshark</span> </object> </object> </p></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/15211180025http://markuseliance.com/post/15211180025Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:22:00 -0500amblinchaos theorychaoticianfilmstuffian malcolmjeff goldblumjurassic parklife finds a waylovelovechildlucas hardemanmarkus eliancemixedpop cultureposter boyjurassic harlemhip-hophollywood<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx74o7UwYf1qc3hcdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><img align="middle" alt="Holiday Wish" height="750" src="http://www.fiftyninthstreet.com/markuseliance/holidaywish-vonna.gif" width="500"/></p> <p align="center">The new year brings new faces, new storylines, new characters.</p>http://markuseliance.com/post/15210735658http://markuseliance.com/post/15210735658Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:14:00 -0500lucas hardemanmarkus eliancephotostuffblerdblipsterlove<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulfeiZWvS1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulfeiZWvS1r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><img align="middle" alt="Kanye West + Jay-Z: Grammar Correction" src="http://www.fiftyninthstreet.com/markuseliance/DAT%20SHIT%20CRAY.jpg"/></p> <p align="center"><strong>WATCH THE THRONE VS. HOME ALONE</strong></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/13961632531http://markuseliance.com/post/13961632531Fri, 09 Dec 2011 03:12:00 -0500musicstuffphotostuffmacaulay culkinjay-zkanye westwatch the thronehome alonewatch the thronehome alonedat shit craygifball so hard mothafuckas want to fine mebut first niggas gotta find melyricsniggas in paris<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg6qjRkHp1qc3hcdo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p> <object height="81" width="100%"> <param name="movie" value="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F3036539&show_comments=true&auto_play=false&color=5b0203"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></object> </p> <h3 align="center">May 19, 1927 - November 27, 2011</h3> <p align="center">Dedicated to my grandfather, <br/><strong>Edwin Hunter Hardeman.</strong><br/>The bloodline continues.</p>http://markuseliance.com/post/13521545093http://markuseliance.com/post/13521545093Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:30:00 -0500photostufflucas hardemanmashupDOSVECred hot chili peppersB.O.B.Hayley WilliamsAirplanesDani California<p><p align="center">Big Sean is definitely straddling that line. I mean, come on… I appreciate the effort, but the song is basically titled Ass. Pitbull did this in Spanish six years ago. And Mystikal before him. And Wreckx-N-Effect + Sir Mix-A-Lot before them. This story’s been told! I’ve also grown weary of Nikki’s schtick.</p> <p align="center">Having said that, I was compelled to make this photoset after reading an inspired Youtube comment from one <em>Radetzky19</em>. Pass it along. <br/><img align="middle" height="150" src="http://www.fiftyninthstreet.com/markuseliance/Obama.gif" title="Obama is the leader." width="250"/><img align="middle" height="150" src="http://www.fiftyninthstreet.com/markuseliance/clinton.gif" title="According to the Lewinsky files, Bill was the best." width="250"/><br/><img align="middle" height="150" src="http://www.fiftyninthstreet.com/markuseliance/hilary.gif" title="Hilary's pretty proud of this fact." width="250"/></p></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/13495445625http://markuseliance.com/post/13495445625Tue, 29 Nov 2011 04:54:00 -0500AssBarack ObamaBig SeanBill ClintonDanceHammertimeHilary ClintonMichelle ObamaNikki MinajSarah Palinfunnygifhip-hopmusicstuffphotostuffpoliticssillylucas hardemanmarkus eliance<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EPt9P-B1k58?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h3 align="center"><strong>CAHLAJ</strong>.</h3> <p align="center">A seriously dope talent repping Chicago & Inglewood.<br/> His mixtape, BROKEN SILENCE is <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?jjuhkfr34r3lr6y" title="Cahlaj: Broken Silence Mixtape" target="_blank">available for download now</a>.<br/> [<a href="http://www.thepoetmc.com" title="Cahlaj: Official Site" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.thepoetmc.com">www.thepoetmc.com</a></a>]</p></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/13212175762http://markuseliance.com/post/13212175762Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:35:00 -0500musicstuffInglewoodchicagost. bernard high schoolCahlajmixtapeBroken SilenceHeroesHip-Hoprappositiveupbeatdownload<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo4_500.jpg"/><br/> "...Huh? ...What?"<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo5_500.jpg"/><br/> "We have a beautiful friendship."<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> "Let's not make things complicated."<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> "I'm into your best friend."<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> "You should have said something before."<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> "I like sex, but I don't love you."<br/><br/> <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> "You're not like other guys."<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3kgcsHtX1qc3hcdo6_500.jpg"/><br/> "I'm not the right one for you."<br/><br/> <h3 align="center">“The Friend Zone.”</h3> <p align="center"><iframe frameborder="0" height="25" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yqfKe-67foQ" width="499"></iframe></p> <p>From my notebook at age 20:</p> <blockquote> <p align="center">“<em>On girlfriends; friends that are girls — there’s no point. It’s wasted energy. Unless we work together in some capacity, then I can understand. Sorry to say, but I have plenty of close friends that I spend my free time with whom I don’t f***; they’re called guys.</em></p> <p align="center"><em>The whole ‘friend zone’ thing? Ugh. I hate being the nice guy all the time. Being in the ‘friend zone’ with a girl you like is akin to being an </em><strong>emotional tampon</strong><em>. <img align="middle" height="208" src="http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/community-denial-1.gif" title="This is how she made me feel inside!" width="500"/></em></p> <p align="center"><em>You get to absorb all the nasty, icky, stuff that comes naturally to women, and men generally hate; but you’re the nice guy, so it’s the closest to any action you’re gonna get from her.</em></p> <p align="center"><em><img align="middle" height="282" src="http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/community-denial-3.gif" title="My point exactly." width="500"/><br/></em></p> <p align="center"><em>When she’s <u>through with you</u>, she’ll remove you from her vagina and flush you down the toilet till she needs another few days to feel better.”</em></p> <p align="center"><img align="middle" src="http://www.fiftyninthstreet.com/markuseliance/dylan.gif" title="I mean, WTF, right?"/></p> </blockquote> <p>…Man ALIVE, I was bitter back then. ღ</p> <p>(Btw, about half these people I don’t talk to anymore. To the ones I do still talk to (on Facebook, probably) — Sorry to offend you, and if you ask me to take down your picture, I’ll seriously consider it. lol]</p>http://markuseliance.com/post/13192442516http://markuseliance.com/post/13192442516Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:57:00 -0500complicatedemotionalfatfuck youfwbgirlfriendhurtslovelucas hardemanmarkus elianceoverweightrejectionsadtamponthe friend zonetriumphtruthwritingstuffjust friendsi'm into your best friendi hate everything about youtroy barnescommunitymy emotionsmy whole brain is cryingDonald Gloveryou should have said somethingboygirlco-worker<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo8_500.jpg"/><br/> Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo12_500.jpg"/><br/> Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo10_500.jpg"/><br/> Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo11_500.jpg"/><br/> Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo13_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo14_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo15_500.jpg"/><br/> Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo16_500.jpg"/><br/> Blake Griffin! Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcl2BLM61qc3hcdo17_500.jpg"/><br/> Photo: Turk McAllister.<br/><br/> <p><strong>CHILDISH GAMBINO. CLUB NOKIA. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2011.</strong></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/13025316751http://markuseliance.com/post/13025316751Sat, 19 Nov 2011 15:22:00 -0500Childish GambinoDonald GloverUCLAblake griffincaliforniacampclub nokialos angeleslucas hardemanmarkus elianceturk mcallisterliveconcertphotostuffexclusivehi-resuhqypihyour proof it happened<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq27jFHTt1qc3hcdo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><p align="center">Blasting “HEARTBEAT” with all the windows rolled down on the way to work.</p> <p align="center"><iframe frameborder="0" height="250" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U57g-hlvUCo" width="500"></iframe><br/><iframe frameborder="0" height="250" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xCHUGleQEAU" width="500"></iframe></p></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/12850375575http://markuseliance.com/post/12850375575Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:54:00 -0500Childish GambinoCampmusicstuffphotostuffDonald GloverHeartbeatClub Nokialos angeles<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZunGEL-jD-Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I know I’m late to the game on this one, but peep <strong>HOODIE ALLEN</strong>. <a title="Hoodie Allen: Tour Dates" target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/hoodieallen?sk=app_123966167614127">Tour dates here</a>, and <a title="Hoodie Allen: Leap Year [Download]" target="_blank" href="http://cdn.hoodieallen.com/LeapYear.zip">download his EP “LEAP YEAR.”</a></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/12298664902http://markuseliance.com/post/12298664902Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:04:19 -0400musicstuffHoodie AllenThe Chase In OnLeap YearDownload<p><span> </span></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltumwbXKoC1qbe53o.jpg" align="middle" width="500" height="718"/></p> <p>Just got my copy and devoured it last night. So glad that Eddie opened up and reminded us all that the guy we love and remember is still in there. Kinda wished they’d given an honorable mention to the whole, “<em>I was just giving her a ride</em>” fiasco. Other than that, great piece. Brian Hiatt is one lucky journalist.</p> <p><embed flashvars="playerVars=autoPlay=no" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/6194718/eddie_murphy_from_beverly_hills_cop_to_shrek.swf" width="500" height="300" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_6194718" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/12091379092http://markuseliance.com/post/12091379092Sat, 29 Oct 2011 18:40:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltemmltFRb1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/11788730767/the-gang-by-wildparadox-tmnn">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“The Gang” by <em>wildparadox</em>.</p> <p>[<a href="http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/11725873375">tmnn</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://markuseliance.com/post/12080250406http://markuseliance.com/post/12080250406Sat, 29 Oct 2011 13:55:38 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltpgupy4bu1r2h5u7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://quantumaniac.tumblr.com/post/11995085756/geometry-of-the-seven-sins">quantumaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Geometry of the Seven Sins</strong></p> </blockquote>http://markuseliance.com/post/12079782186http://markuseliance.com/post/12079782186Sat, 29 Oct 2011 13:43:29 -0400<p>Spain, The UK, and West Africa. I’d like to track my family history.</p>http://markuseliance.com/post/12079437633http://markuseliance.com/post/12079437633Sat, 29 Oct 2011 13:34:30 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltpssolBEB1qc3hcdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>October 25, 2011 — Everything was going fine on Leno when <a href="http://www.facebook.com/barackobama">Barack Obama</a> came to visit. He addressed the death of Gadafi, withdrawing troops from Iraq, etc. But at around 10pm PST, black people of all races lost a major political battle, when Barack publicly endorsed <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Roscoes-House-of-Chicken-Waffles/109363982437919">Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles</a>. Even going so far as to mention how after his visit, the presidential limousine smelled of fried chicken. <br/><br/>30 million fairly progressive white people around the country then chuckled to themselves and whispered, “…I knew it.”</span></p> <p>-<em>“…Just like it says in the encyclopedia.” - <strong>Dave Chappelle </strong></em> <object height="288" width="512"> <param value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Kp093T_DV6TGq0JEWZyMsw" name="movie"><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"><embed allowfullscreen="true" height="288" width="512" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Kp093T_DV6TGq0JEWZyMsw"></embed></object> </p> <p><iframe frameborder="0" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r4hBnKmy4ig" height="380" width="500"></iframe></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/11984742542http://markuseliance.com/post/11984742542Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:58:00 -0400Chicken and WafflesJay LenoNBCRoscoe'sbarack obamablack peoplecomicdave chappellefried chickenfunnylucas hardemanmarkus eliancephotostuffpoliticsprejudiceracismwritingstuffgadafiiraqamericatroopsendorsementlimousinehuluyoutube<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gPn22Z1qdm8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>James Earl Jones… just… wow. My childhood just got rearranged a bit.</p>http://markuseliance.com/post/11811198623http://markuseliance.com/post/11811198623Sun, 23 Oct 2011 04:45:00 -0400disneydistant memoryfilmstufffunnyinappropriatejames earl jonesmufasathe lion kingblooperouttakemasturbationpoop<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F8b5G7EV6f8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>THE FRESH NECESSITIES OF BEL-AIR.</em></p> <blockquote> <p><em><img align="middle" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpj7twewQe1qaxnir.gif" alt='"Forget about your worries and your strife."' width="450" height="300"/></em></p> <p><em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpzkxQqId1qijxdb.gif" alt="Happy Dance" width="130" height="150" align="middle"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpzkxQqId1qijxdb.gif" alt="Happy Dance" width="130" height="150" align="middle"/><img align="middle" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpzkxQqId1qijxdb.gif" alt="Happy Dance" width="130" height="150"/><br/></em></p> <p><strong><em>“Forget about your worries and your strife.”</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://markuseliance.com/post/11811126808http://markuseliance.com/post/11811126808Sun, 23 Oct 2011 04:40:00 -0400carltondisneyfresh princejungle bookmashupmowgliuncle philwill smithcarlton dancenineties90shappyyesexcitement<iframe src="http://blip.tv/play/h6VTgtn0YgI" width="400" height="264" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>24 Frames: The Series. <strong>The Halloween Episode</strong>.<br/><em>Review — DEAD SPACE: DOWNFALL</em>.<br/></span></p> <p>One of the most original concepts on the web. Animated review show that reviews… <u>animated movies</u><strong>.</strong> <em>WATCH IT.</em><br/><em><span>[<a title="24 Frames | Diamond Rose Animation" target="_blank" href="http://www.droseanimation.com"><a href="http://www.droseanimation.com">www.droseanimation.com</a></a>]</span></em></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/11806285764http://markuseliance.com/post/11806285764Sun, 23 Oct 2011 00:57:00 -040024 FramesAnchor BayDiamond Rose AnimationDroseEAElectronic ArtsEric BellFilm RomanHal SparksJim CummingsKeith SzarabajkaKelly HuKevin BellKevin Michael RichardsonMaurice LaMarcheNika FuttermanSonyanimationanimedead spacedownfallfilmstufflucas hardemanmarkus elianceproject 59th streetproject fnstps3reviewturk mcallistervideo games<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthvg72FJA1qc3hcdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From <strong>INTELLIGENCE REIGNS SUPREME</strong>. Clothes with a purpose: 10% of every sale goes towards a scholarship fund for students with non-traditional talents.</p> <p><a title="IRS CLOTHING: Keeping You Fresh, Under Collegiate Stress." target="_blank" href="http://www.irsclothing.com/about.html">[www.irsclothing.com]</a></p>http://markuseliance.com/post/11797896651http://markuseliance.com/post/11797896651Sat, 22 Oct 2011 21:14:00 -0400clothingfame+fortunefashionstuffirsintelligence reigns supreme