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“The Friend Zone.”

From my notebook at age 20:

On girlfriends; friends that are girls — there’s no point. It’s wasted energy. Unless we work together in some capacity, then I can understand. Sorry to say, but I have plenty of close friends that I spend my free time with whom I don’t f***; they’re called guys.

The whole ‘friend zone’ thing? Ugh. I hate being the nice guy all the time. Being in the ‘friend zone’ with a girl you like is akin to being an emotional tampon.

You get to absorb all the nasty, icky, stuff that comes naturally to women, and men generally hate; but you’re the nice guy, so it’s the closest to any action you’re gonna get from her.


When she’s through with you, she’ll remove you from her vagina and flush you down the toilet till she needs another few days to feel better.”

…Man ALIVE, I was bitter back then. ღ

(Btw, about half these people I don’t talk to anymore. To the ones I do still talk to (on Facebook, probably) — Sorry to offend you, and if you ask me to take down your picture, I’ll seriously consider it. lol]

  1. seanbkenobiii said: i used to feel the same way bro…glad we got over the bitterness though.
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